Oh, Winchesters. Why do you hurt me so bad?

[verucasalt123]

WHY WHY WHY???? I have loved you both for so many years. Yet you insist on breaking my heart over and over again. I'm the one who keeps coming back for more, though.

Dean, man the fuck up and apologize to your brother. And Sam, get a freaking clue. I know you're both pissed, and you've both got good reasons. But at this point, I've got half a mind to do what my mom used to do when my siblings fought - force us to hug and then make us clean the glass front door, each of us on one side so we had to look at each other while we were doing it. Inevitably, we ended up making funny faces at each other and laughing and totally forgetting what we were so mad about.

Now, I get it. This isn't a "MOM, HE'S LOOKING AT ME!" scenario. But come on. You're Dean and Sam, you're a package deal, and there's no getting around it. So quit your tantrums and start giving a shit about each other again. I mean it. I am an old lady, and if you two had them, I'd be addressing you by your middle names as well as your first and last. And we all know what that means.

Straighten up, mister. And you too, mister.

PS, Amelia, just go away.



Now, get off my lawn. ~shakes cane~

Comments

[verucasalt123.livejournal.com]

I was tempted to make some up, seriously, even though I hate it when people do that.

For once, if I had the two of those boys in front of me, instead of suggesting a threesome, I'd be shaking my finger at them and doing my best impression of Missouri Mosely.

[twnchesterangel.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, I LOVE what your mom made you do! That's awesome! I used to make my kids, a boy and a girl, sit on the couch and hold hands until they could apologize and be nice to each other. Now, since they are a boy and a girl, and hello, cooties, they were both so pissed at me that they formed a united front and bonded over their hatred for me. Haha It worked every time.

I'm thinking Samanddean need to hold hands until they make up. Or make out. Whichever comes first.

[verucasalt123.livejournal.com]

You know which one I'm hoping for.

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

Hahahahah that was great :-D I can just picture you in between them, an ear in each of your hands LOL!!

I have to watch the whole thing, because I only saw the second half last night. That was bad enough! I join in the great chorus of "WTF!!!" *cries* I get the need for drama and conflict and all, but DAMN, seeing the boys fight like this SUCKS!! Every bit more they go, I think "how are they ever going to come back from this??"

[verucasalt123.livejournal.com]

They're one wrong move away from the church pinch & twist. Oh, yeah, don't deny it, we all know what that is.

[deezy-y.livejournal.com]

I'm with you sister. I'm at the end of my rope already.

[verucasalt123.livejournal.com]

My rope is incredibly long, and made of space-age-polymers that renders it impossible to break. But somebody needs to splash cold water on their faces. Sam Winchester might have twelve inches of height on me, but I have 'the mom look'. It's kind of like the one in my icon.

[deezy-y.livejournal.com]

Lol...mine probably isn't as long as yours but I'm not ready to cut it yet. I am using the FF button more or not paying attention to parts when watching live - mainly parts dealing with a character that starts with 'A'.

I'm sure that Sam wouldn't stand a chance against that look. :) Maybe give them a time out too.

[verucasalt123.livejournal.com]

Word.

[peepingdru.livejournal.com]

amen padaleski::DDDDD

[verucasalt123.livejournal.com]

Ha!!

[deansdirtybb.livejournal.com]

Yes - exactly! They totally need someone to tell them to get their head's out of their asses.

Also - Amelia is awful...she needs to be far, far away.

[verucasalt123.livejournal.com]

I was hoping she was a figment of Sam's imagination.

[deansdirtybb.livejournal.com]

Me too! She is just awful...a poorly written character played by a fucking horrible actress. And I swear, I am not a hater of girls on the show in general...but her...she makes me want to reach thru my screen and slap her.

[sammichgirl]

I *adore* how your mom made ya'll do window cleaning, that's such a great idea.

I say grab them each by the ear and make them be your bitches. And perform a show as penance for us all.

That episode broke my fucking heart, and I still can't quite process it.

I thinking writing or reading fic where Dean kills Amelia would be SO gratifying.

[verucasalt123.livejournal.com]

That cell phone diversion was one of the lowest, most dirty horrible tricks I've witnessed on this show that wasn't performed by an angel or a demon.

[sammichgirl]

I would have to agree. I have a lot of angry violence towards Dean at that. That was just complete coldness.

And - if Dean did something to Amelia, only fair Sam gets to kill Benny.